I've written an Unbelievable Biscuit Factory role playing game. I honestly couldn't tell you why, it just seemed like a good idea. It still does! So here it is:
All you need is pencil, paper, an imagination and a 6-sided dice.
You could also use it to generate your own stories, or, if you're an evil corporation or trainee super-villain you could use it to generate world-shattering plots. There's even a problem generator if you feel you don't have enough problems just now.
It's free to download, and free to play, and free to pass on to anyone else you feel could use some randomly-generated problems in their lives.
If you play it as a game do let me know what you think! Or, if you don't really have an opinion, just roll a dice and tell me it's...
1) all right
2) like, the worst thing. Not just on this planet; probably the worst thing in the universe, apart from maybe turnip lollies.
3) the cat's pajamas
4) the cat's pajamas, but the cat doesn't like pajamas and won't wear them. Who made pajamas for a cat!? This is insane! What a terrible and pointless thing. Pajamas for a cat... the very idea!
5) mind. blowing. Like, wow. Like, someone literally just blew ON MY MIND. It's breezy on my brain and I like it.
6) well, it was something to do I suppose.