The Unbelievable Biscuit Factory

The biscuit factory in Haddie's hometown is absolutely 100% NOT a Super-Secret Science Lab. Or a portal to another dimension. With orange fluffy monsters. OH NO. DEFINITELY NOT. Or ... is it?

 

A laugh-out-loud biscuit-bonkers adventure for fans of My Brother is a Superhero and Kid Normal.

Illustrated by Loretta Schauer

Praise for The Unbelievable Biscuit Factory

 

It’s surreal and very, very funny – genuine laugh-out-loud moments – with wonderful dialogue, bafflingly-addictive intrigue, and plenty of variety in font and layout to entice even the most reluctant of readers. The Unbelievable Biscuit Factory is going to steal your time and tickle your ribs. I give it F Minus. (That’s an in-joke – I actually give it A-star).

Rachel Delahaye, author of Mort the Meek

Extremely funny book that not only entertains but also shows the importance of questioning the world around us, especially when that world is filling with fluffy orange monsters! Kids will love this book.

Bethany Walker, author of Chocolate Milk, X-Ray Specs and Me.

My granddaughter and I loved this laugh out loud, brilliant book! Can't wait to read the author's next book!

Linda, my partner's mam

It’s funny, very funny, and it rattles along like a demented train - but it also has something to say about grown-ups self-delusion. But mostly funny.

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Happytown Must Be Destroyed

Out on 14th April 2022

 

For fans of My Brother is a Superhero and The Demon Headmaster comes an outrageously funny story of brain control, friends, enemies and being the one to save the world, even if you'd really rather somebody else did it, thanks.

*From the award-winning writer of The Unbelievable Biscuit Factory*


Leeza Sneezer is super-indecisive. She's worried about the futures - because which one will she choose? What will she be? What even is she now?

Leeza lives in the market town of Owt. It's an ordinary town full of ordinary human beings: unpredictable, selfish, rude. Leeza likes it there.

But one Monday Leeza's friends and family suddenly begin eating healthily, doing exercise, going to bed early. They also start work at FloomCorp.

Everyone working for Floom is happy. They are the best versions of themselves they could possibly be. Who could complain about that?

Leeza, that's who. She knows the importance of living your whole life, even the mad, bad or sad moments. And she's ready to save the world, but only if she absolutely, positively has to.

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