I have a new book coming out on April 14th 2022. Hooooooooray!
My first book was described as "biscuit-bonkers" - no spoilers but we need to find an ice-cream equivalent because there is a LOT of ice cream in this new one. I just bought myself a fake 99 in preparation.
Look at that, it's a beaut!
Anyway here's what the book's about:
Leeza Sneezer is super-indecisive. She's worried about the futures - because which one will she choose? What will she be? What even is she now?
Leeza lives in the market town of Owt. It's an ordinary town full of ordinary human beings: unpredictable, selfish, rude. Leeza likes it there.
But one Monday Leeza's friends and family suddenly begin eating healthily, doing exercise, going to bed early. They also start work at FloomCorp.
Everyone working for Floom is happy. They are the best versions of themselves they could possibly be. Who could complain about that?
Leeza, that's who. She knows the importance of living your whole life, even the mad, bad or sad moments. And she's ready to save the world. If she absolutely has to.
If you are feeling SUPER-STOKED after that BRILLIANT BLURB you can pre-order the book here.