EXCITING NEWS! (If you are James Harris)

We're at the "copy edit" stage of my new book, which may or may not be called Happytown Must Be Destroyed! Copy editing is when we add some words here, get rid of some words there, realise we've been spelling "whoa" wrong all these years WOAH YEAH! and generally spruce up the sentences and paragraphs and that, til the whole thing sparkles like deep frozen gold.

And then it will be out in April next year. WHOA YEAH!

Technically this is a sneak peek of page one. Enjoy!