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Biccypedia: Pink Wafer




A Pink Wafer, when offered at precisely the right moment, is like a delightful gossamer kiss from a fairy. Everyone enjoys the sturdier, crumbly bearhugs offered by a hobnob or chocolate digestive, but variety is VERY IMPORTANT when curating a well-arranged biscuit platter.


The Pink Wafer is like a fairy in other ways too: 1) they definitely exist and 2) if you accidentally catch one between your hands when clapping it will fall apart in a little cloud of pink dust and you can shout "I DO believe in fairies" as much as you like but that biscuit/fairy is NOT coming back, sorry.


Basically, avoid applauding around airborne Pink Wafers/fairies.

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