The Unbelievable James Harris
Biccypedia: Malted Milk and Sports Biscuits
Often found together in the same sentence, as in "which plum put these Malted Milk and Sports Biscuits on my plate!? I thought we were friends."
Malted Milk are not a treat, they are more of an oblong punishment for some crime I don't remember committing, while Sports Biscuits are largely unnecessary like most things with “sports” in their name ie sports etc.